I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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