Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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