It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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