I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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