Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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