Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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