i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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