How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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