hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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