It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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