the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
