We're like a lot better than the average bears
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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