i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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