home. puking in laundry basket.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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