Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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