I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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