it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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