pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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