After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You coming home soon, man?
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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