You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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