is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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