Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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