dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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