Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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