do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Mom said you looked used
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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