your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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