You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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