I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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