Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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