im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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