He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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