help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize