He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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