am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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