I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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