If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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