Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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