Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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