i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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