And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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