Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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