did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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