So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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