Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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