She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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