If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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