yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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