Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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