another moral hangover. fuck.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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