Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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