brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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