Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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