physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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