Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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