This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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