No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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