i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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