when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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